命题作文《我的理想》《我的理想》(作者：某四年级小学生，男，父母在菜市场贩鸡)

我的理想是做一坨鸡屎，一坨又大又臭的鸡屎。

我首先要去臭死我的同学XXX，因为他欠了我的五毛钱一直不还，上课还拿我的本子乱划。

我还要臭死我的班主任，她每次找我谈话都是收钱，收这么多的钱，我要臭死她。

我还要臭死数学老师，这个学期我每次考试都不及格，其实我能及格的，但是他不让我抄。

我还要臭死校长，为什么星期一的升旗仪式他可以在台上讲话，我们要在下面淋雨。

最后我要臭死自己，我臭死这么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢，我不要坐牢，我把自己也臭死。"My idal" (Author : A fourth-grad studnts, mal, Parnts markts slling chickns) is th idal, I do Yituo droppings, Yituo big smlly droppings. I go to my classmats Chousi XXX, bcaus h ows m th mony has not also gav. I also tak classs in th book is zond chaos. I also Xiusi my class, I find hr rmarks ar ach collct so much mony, I would lik to Chousi hr. I also Xiusi math tachr this smstr vry tim I passd th xamination is not, in fact, I can pass. But h will not lt m copy. I also Xiusi principals, why h can stag a flag-raising crmony Monday spch, w should b blow drnchd. Finally, I would lik to Chousi myslf, I Xiusi so many popl, a polic officr and pulling to jail, I will not go to jail. I also Chousi.